Terms Of Service
Terms and conditions on most websites can be pretty long and boring most of the time. Who would want to read a big long paragraph on copyright with massive lengthy sentences and unnecessarily overcomplicated words, when all it actually says it "don't copy our stuff"? What an expendably unwarranted disproportionate sentence inessential for successful comprehending of such statement (lol).
So, to prevent all that annoyance, I've opted to make this as short and understandable as possible, able to be read by a normal person. Do read on! ;-)
1. Age Restrictions
You should be over the age of 13 to use this website, and over the age of 18 to purchase anything. If you do not meet this minimum age requirement, please get parental consent before visiting or making a purchase.
Please note, however, that this is merely a guideline. I am also not responsible for assuring you meet it.
The photos on this website are protected by UK copyright law, which means copying them in any way without obtaining prior permission or without purchasing the necessary license is illegal and prohibited both by image stealing, hotlinking or otherwise.
4. Linking To This Site
Feel free to link to this site anywhere you like as long as the site you are linking it on does not contain or promote any 18+ adult material or illegal content in any way.
5. My Logos
You may ONLY use my logos while linking back to this website, preferably my homepage. You may not use it anywhere else or claim it as your own. This is copyright infringement and is prohibited and illegal.
However, if you would like to use it elsewhere, I sometimes entitle you to a case-by-case basis if you contact me beforehand. I am also entitled to grant case-by-case basis' at my sole discretion.
People may post comments on photos and/or blog posts - I am not responsible for anything people post, and you are solely responsible for whatever you post, should you decide to post anything. Do not include any personal information in your content.
7. Off-Site Links
You are allowed to post off-site links on comments and/or blog posts as long as the site you are linking to does not contain or promote any 18+ adult material or illegal content in any way. However, I am not responsible for checking these comments to ensure this regulation is followed. In any case which I find this term broken, the infringing content will be removed, and you may be banned permanently from the site depending on the severity.
8. Use Of My Site
You are solely responsible for the use of my site - you use it at your own risk. By using my website and any of my services, you hold me and/or employees, assignees and/or clients, completely harmless to any claims, court proceedings or otherwise of any type in any case and circumstance including but not limited to defamation, libel or breach of privacy.
9. Changes To This Page
I am allowed, at my sole discretion, to modify this page whenever I deem fit without prior or post notice. You are solely responsible for checking for any changes in these terms.
By using this site, you are agreeing to the terms outlined above.
Terms Last Updated:
22/02/2018 @ 15:10 (DD/MM/YYYY @ hh:mm)